how To be hated at devart

First, Come up with a really lame username, something that is really long that will confuse anyone that you're dictating it to, if you want to be extra-annoying, be alpha-numeric, and use a minimum of 4 numbers in your username.

Second, troll everyone's submissions with comments like "omg! wtf is that!?" or "ewww *vomits*", and basically be as hyper-critical as possible, but at the same time submit the most half-assed peice of crap art, claming to the public that it took you weeks to create, and that you made it using the most advanced programs to create it with (ie: 3d studio max, photoshop, etc...).

Third, join the #devart channel on [link] and ask really stupid questions like "how do you put pictures up at devart?" or "how can link devart at my website at angelfire !?!?!" .

Fourth, purchase a one month subscription, and go around to anybody whose not a subscriber and harass them for not paying for devart, after your month is up, continue to troll user pages as a normal user, but this time, ask them to buy you a subscription

Fifth, Make a really crappy website at angelfire using microsoft frontpage express with pictures that you stole from devart, where you claim to have created it all "from scratch", and after that troll the submission pages of the art you stole promoting your own website.

###### props goes to ~doktorsquidd for the following entries

1.) You forgot the part about taking things that people love and cherish and turning them into crudely-drawn erotic anime yaoi hentai bukkake furry anthro yiffy bondage porn.

2.) Writing poetry where every line begins with the same phrase, contains a random number of syllables, and ends in rhyme i.e.
"I wish I had never been.
I wish I had the strength to start again."
I wish I had never met you
I wish that for once i knew what to do."

3.) Getting a few pageviews and then going "Wow, since I have so many fans, I think I'll start a stock account! Be sure to credit me! Kthx!!!" and then uploading nothing but crappy 1-megapixel digital glamour shots of yourself (use direct flash to hide your acne) covered in goth makeup and no less than three pieces of Hot Topic aparrel; be sure to upload a few dozen at once so when people hit "Browse" to look at the newest submissions all they see is your ugly pie face over and over again. Gloat as newbies use your ugly stock to play with the photoshop Plastic Wrap and Lens Flare filters, thereby flooding DA with exponentially more crappy art.

###### Props goes to =blinkdabunny for the following entries:

Go about spamming user pages with something like:
dOOd, chek ths: *link to a geocities page with pictures of poorly drawn anime and naked people*

Go around useing that hacker speak, thus making people sick from trying understand you. You can also make as many typing errors as you wish. If that fails, just quit writing the whole word and start speaking as follows:
R u dumb? Wat's wit U?

###### Props goes to *dogwithsixeyes for the following entry:
<DogWithSixEyes> "post on the thumbshare forum like the filthy cockburgular you are to get others to raise your pageviews so it validates your pointless and uninspired comments on others work"

###### props go to =reality7 for the following entries:
1) Commenting on random deviants with comments like: "Check out my latest artwork its really cool! [link]"

2) Using shoutbox only for spamming: If you don't have anything else to do in shoutbox than paste every link of your works there, then you dont have to spent time there. Its' really annoying when certain people come and spam their newest work as soon as its submitted.

disclaimer:
I'm not responsible if you take this deviantion seroiusly, and do it. If you do take this seriously, and follow the directions, then you're an idiot, and should take a hammer to your motherboard right now, stupid.


###### props go to ~travisuped for the following entries:
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Comment on ever single comment you recieve without clicking the reply button.
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Once you figure out how to use the reply betton, go to the artwork of a popular artist and leave insults to everyone who gave a compliment to the artist.